About Us

Why MasterCrap?

MasterCraps are boats for your price point. You don't have the cash for one of those fancy ski-boats? You don't need it. At MasterCrap we build your boat at your price range.

Boats

MasterCrap

We build what you can afford. We don't limit our boats to a handful of styles, but here are some of our most popular designs

The Penny Pincher

For the boating enthusiast on a tight budget

The Penny Pincher

For the boating enthusiast on a tight budget

Needs A Ride

This low budget option isn't technically a boat, but you can still have fun on the water. Ride not included.

The Dog

For the weiner lovers. This beauty will have you raw doggin' it around the lake. Try not to let your buns get soggy!

The Junkyard

She's not pretty to look at but she floats, and isn't that what matters?

MasterCrap is proud to bring you our Jim Boat line. These boats are designed to get where other boats can't. Possibly the bottom of the waterway you're on.

The Simpleton

This rugged simple clipper cleanly navigates all those nooks and crannies of your favorite hole

The Jim Beer

It floats for now. Keep drinking so you'll have extra floatation devices.

Half Off

Classic V-Hull design, this boat will have you halfway in the water in no time.

A sheet of plywood and some Flex Seal can make this into a lovely two seater. A perfect option for you and your wife or sister. No judgement held if she happens to be both.

Crap Life

Get That Crap On The Water

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Testimonial

What do MasterCrappers Have To Say

The folks at MasterCrap were able to build me a boat that I could afford to help me look for my parents. The life jackets made it really worth it.

Joe Dirte

MasterCrap provided the nachoes, lemonheads, and my Dad's boat. We didn't need the life jackets cuz my dick can float.

Dale Dobak

Cofounder Prestige Worldwide